another theory of intelligent design

Hey, why not
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
Read the whole hilariously pointed explanation (including graph of how global warming is related to the decrease in pirates) at
(Thanks to non-blogger myrln for the link.)

2 thoughts on “another theory of intelligent design

  1. Off Topic.
    Elaine, this is a godawful colour combination, almost illegible at times. Green and Brown do not contrast well AT ALL, not to mention the almost invisible links.
    Please change your CSS to get back some legibility for us poor readers…

  2. Sorry about that. I thought that might wind up being the case. But I don’t know CSS from my ASS, and this is an MT stylesheet. I’ve asked b!X to redo the look here according to my design specifications. I hope that he’s working on it.

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