the best of today’s Harper’s Weekly

As far as I’m concerned, these are the best quotes from the latest Harper’s Weekly Review. Click the link to get the citations and other tidbits that YOU might think are more interesting.
“The one fact I’ve learned–I can’t get out of my mind,” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said to an audience at the Center for American Progress, “is that Rudy Giuliani’s been married more times than Mitt Romney’s been hunting.”
Piles of human feces were found in the Senate. “There was,” said a staffer, “so much of it.”