5 thoughts on “Avast, me hearties!

  1. Avaste Ye!

    Ahoy ye blackguards and scallywags! Today be Talk Like a Pyrate Day! And to fill ye’r sorry lives, we three — Elaine, The Kalilily Queen, Jeneane, The Sword of the Marketeer, and meself, Flaming Bird, the Songster — will bring ye tales to make ye’r b…

  2. Belay that, Ye Froward Wenches!

    Arrrrrr! A little parrot, a burning parrot told me that three piratical maids have claimed pre-eminence on the pseven pseudo-seas of pcyber-[not really]-space! Aye, and the Flaming Bird has upped the ante by several doubloons, or doublets or something,…

  3. Aye, ye suck the ass, arr!
    That thar be the suckiest writin’ I ever lay me plunderin’ eye on!
    Take an English or Creative Writing class before ye test yer metal on the internet!
    ARRR!!!
    May yer peg leg rot off.
    -Deeso

  4. Yarr, ignore that scallywag, he’s a damned dirty landlubbin’ Ninjer! That said, the story-slash-poem thing does stink like a bucket o’ chum left out too long. I went to the homepage o’ that link ye gave, and it was in Spanish! “Yarr, the fuck be that” I said! Aint no good English poetry ever shamble out of that hellacious peninsula! Yarr, in fact, aint NOTHIN good ever come out of that desert shit-hole! Damn the dabloons, now I’m all angry!

Comments are closed.